i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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