Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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