Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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