i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
