I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
im holly from the hills drunk
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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