I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Randomize
