I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
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That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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