So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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