like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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