I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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