I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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