so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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