how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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