whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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