we have pet lesbian snakes
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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