just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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