I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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