Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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