I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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