I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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