so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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