Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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