windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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Just high enough for therapy.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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