Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Vodka?
Forever.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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