how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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