i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
i believe in u and ur pee
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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