No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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