he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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