So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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