So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just invented taco cereal.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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