oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
wow bdsm is so cute
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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