Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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