Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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