I could make wine with my vomit
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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