my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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