i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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