At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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Every concussion has its silver lining
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize