Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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