gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
my poor anus
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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