What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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