She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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