i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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