Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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