i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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