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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.

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(410): View more from Maryland

She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family

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(760): View more from California

running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.

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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here

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(970): View more from Colorado

im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.

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i dont think thats healthy man...

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(770): View more from Georgia

Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.

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(716): View more from New York

Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..

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(805): View more from California

We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.

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