You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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