ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The uberlube is also flammable
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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