STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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