Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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