OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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