wanna go halves on a baby?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
i believe in u and ur pee
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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