Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
We need to rekindle our bromance
they're like a gay fantastic four
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
