She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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