porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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