I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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