is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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