I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you didnt know i had herpes?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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