Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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